[Humor] THE BEST DRUNK STORY OF THE MONTH

Chuck Runge crunge at certes.com
Wed Jan 21 09:10:39 HKT 2015


A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.  Looking around, he sees three men sitting at a corner table.  He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks the biggest, meanest, biker in the face and says:  
 
 
'I went by your grandma's house today and  

I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.

Man, she is one fine looking woman!'

The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.  

His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.   
 
The drunk leans on the table again and says: 

'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,   

the best I ever had!'   

The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad   

but the biker still says nothing.   

The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,   
'I'll tell you something else, boy,   
 
your grandma liked it!'   
 
 
At this point the biker stands up,   
takes the drunk by the shoulders   
 
looks him square in the eyes and says.................... 

'Grandpa;.......... Go home!
 

Sent from my iPhone
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margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b>'I went by your grandma's house today and<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: start;"><b style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></b></div><b><div style="text-align: start;"><b style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">I saw her in the hallway buck-naked.</b></div></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: start;"><b style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></b></div><b><div style="text-align: start;"><b style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Man, she is one fine looking woman!'</b></div></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: start;"><b style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></b></div><b><div style="text-align: start; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b>The biker looks at him and doesn't say a word.<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b> </div></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: start;"><b style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></b></div><b><div style="text-align: start; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b>His buddies are confused, because he is one bad biker and would fight at the drop of a hat.<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b> <span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></div></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: start;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b>The drunk leans on the table again and says:</b> </span></div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b><div style="text-align: start;"><br></div><div style="text-align: start;"><b>'I got it on with your grandma and she is good,<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b>  </div></b><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32876"><div style="text-align: start;"><br></div><div style="text-align: start;"><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32876">the best I ever had!'<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b>  </div></b><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32823"><div style="text-align: start;"><br></div><div style="text-align: start;"><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32823">The biker's buddies are starting to get really mad<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b>  </div></b><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32874"><div style="text-align: start;"><br></div><div style="text-align: start;"><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32874">but the biker still says nothing.<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b>  </div></b><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32872"><div style="text-align: start;"><br></div><div style="text-align: start;"><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32872">The drunk leans on the table one more time and says,<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b> <span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></div></b><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32870"><div style="text-align: start;"><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32870">'I'll tell you something else, boy,<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b> <span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></div></b></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="text-align: start; margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32867">your grandma liked it!'<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b> <span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: start;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b>At this point the biker stands up,<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b> <span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></span></div><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><b><div style="text-align: start;"><b>takes the drunk by the shoulders<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b>  </div></b><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" align="center" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: start;"><b id="yiv7172956575yui_3_16_0_1_1421768312620_32641" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">looks him square in the eyes and says....................<span class="yiv7172956575apple-converted-space"> </span></b></div><b style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><div style="text-align: start;"><br></div><div style="text-align: start;"><b>'Grandpa;.......... Go home!</b></div></b></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></p><br>Sent from my iPhone</body></html>


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