[Humor] Language lessons

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Three French gentleman are discussing the true definition of "savoir faire"
"Mes amis, let me tell you the meaning of 'savoir faire': a husband comes home early, walks into the bedroom and discovers his wife in bed with another man - Pierre - in the middle of ze act. He does not react, but with great dignity walks out of the room and closes the door. THAT, mes amis, is 'savoir faire'!"
"Non non non!" says the second, "that is NOT 'savoir faire'! It is when the husband comes home, discovers his wife in bed with this Pierre. He first says with great politeness and perhaps a small bow, 'please, continue'. Only THEN he walks out with dignity and closes the door. THIS is 'savoir faire'"
The third friend replies, "Mes amis you do not understand these things. It is when Pierre is in bed with his mistress, making love. Her husband comes home early and walks in ze door. The husband bows politely then walks out with great dignity and closes ze door, saying 'please, continue'.... and Pierre can.
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There is a medical distinction between someone having Guts and Balls.  Weve heard friends refer to people with one or the other, but do they know the difference between them?
 
Heres the official distinction, straight from the American Medical Journal, volume 323 page 295:
 
GUTS is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hands, and having the guts to ask Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?
 
BALLS is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, glitter in your hair and lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say Youre next, Chubby!
 
I hope this clears up the confusion.
 
Medically speaking though, there is no difference in the outcome.  Both are fatal.

Sent from my iPad
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It is when the husband comes home, discovers his wife in bed with this Pierre. He first says with great politeness and perhaps a small bow, <em style="margin: 0px;">'please, continue'</em>. Only THEN he walks out with dignity and closes the door. THIS is 'savoir faire'"</span></p><p style="margin: 0.35714285714285715em 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">The third friend replies, "Mes amis you do not understand these things. It is when Pierre is in bed with his mistress, making love. Her husband comes home early and walks in ze door. The husband bows politely then walks out with great dignity and closes ze door, saying <em style="margin: 0px;">'please, continue'</em>.... </span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">and Pierre</span><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span><em style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0); margin: 0px;">can</em><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">.</span></p><p style="margin: 0.35714285714285715em 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">-------------------------------------------------------------------------------</span></p><p style="margin: 0.35714285714285715em 0px; padding: 0px;"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><br></span></p><div class="hmmessage"><div dir="ltr"><div><div class="ecxyahoo_quoted" id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_5032"><div id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_5031"><div id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_5030"><div class="ecxy_msg_container" id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_5029"><div id="ecxyiv1630495153"><div class="ecxyiv1630495153yqt6866819468" id="ecxyiv1630495153yqt15714"><div id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6076"><div class="ecxyiv1630495153WordSection1" id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6075"><div id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6074"><div id="ecxyiv1630495153AOLMsgPart_2_8e2af5fb-6a9e-4d11-a866-212772fea4cf"><div id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6082"><div id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6081"><div><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal"><font color="#000000"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">There is a medical distinction between someone having Guts and Balls.  Weve heard friends refer to people with one or the other, but do they know the difference between them?</span></font></div></div><div><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal"><font color="#000000"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></font></div></div><div id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6080"><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal" id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6079"><span id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6078" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">Heres the official distinction, straight from the American Medical Journal, volume 323 page 295:</font></span></div></div><div id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6084"><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal" id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6083"><font color="#000000"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></font></div></div><div><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal"><font color="#000000"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">GUTS is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom in her hands, and having the guts to ask Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?</span></font></div></div><div><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal"><font color="#000000"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></font></div></div><div id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6087"><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal" id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6086"><span id="ecxyui_3_16_0_1_1426809562301_6085" style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"><font color="#000000">BALLS is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, glitter in your hair and lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say Youre next, Chubby!</font></span></div></div><div><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal"><font color="#000000"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></font></div></div><div><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal"><font color="#000000"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">I hope this clears up the confusion.</span></font></div></div><div><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal"><font color="#000000"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);"> </span></font></div></div><div><div class="ecxyiv1630495153MsoNormal"><font color="#000000"><span style="background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);">Medically speaking though, there is no difference in the outcome.  Both are fatal.</span></font></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><br>Sent from my iPad</body></html>


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