[Humor] The wisdom of age

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Wed Apr 1 10:36:28 HKT 2015



 
The wisdom of old
 
And old geezer, who had been a retired farmer for a long time, became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000."
 
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000.
 
So he went to Dr. Geezer's clinic.
 
This is what transpired.
 
Dr. Young: --- "Dr. Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth." can you please help me ??

Dr. Geezer:  ---  "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
 
Dr. Young: --- Aaagh !! -- "This is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money.
 
Dr Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything."
 
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
 
Doctor Young:  "Oh no you don't,  --  that is Gasoline!"
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be $500."
 
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.
 
Dr. Young: "My eyesight has become weak  ---  I can hardly see !!!!
 
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so --  " Here's your $1000 back."
 
Dr. Young: "But this is only $500..."
 
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500."
 
Moral of story  --  Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an old "Geezer " !


	

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