[Humor] Senior prenuptial

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Thu Apr 23 05:44:17 HKT 2015



An elderly couple reaching their 70s are about to get married, but before they say their vows, the woman wanted to talk.


She said: "I want to keep my house."

He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "I want to keep my Cadillac."

He said: "That's fine with me."

She said: "And I want to have sex 6 times a week."

He said: "Put me down for Fridays."
 
 
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