[Humor] Equal Tolerance

Tim Kehres tim at kehres.com
Wed May 6 00:10:05 HKT 2015


Yes, I know this is a bit politically incorrect but it was just too good 
to pass up....

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An Insightful Observation of Tolerance for the Townsfolk of Dudley_
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"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another 
mosque being built in Dudley.  I think it should be the goal of everyone 
living in the town to be tolerant regardless of their religious 
beliefs.  Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote 
tolerance."

"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to 
the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.  We 
could call one of the clubs, which would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," 
and the other, a topless bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot."

"Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and 
adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called " Iraq of 
Ribs."

“Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria 
Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the 
goods", and on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."

"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they 
demand of us.”
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          <div>Yes, I know this is a bit politically incorrect but it
            was just too good to pass up....<br>
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              An Insightful Observation of Tolerance for the Townsfolk
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          <div>"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are
            against another mosque being built in Dudley.  I think it
            should be the goal of everyone living in the town to be
            tolerant regardless of their religious beliefs.  Thus the
            mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote
            tolerance." </div>
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          </div>
          <div>"That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened
            next door to the mosque; thereby promoting tolerance from
            within the mosque.  We could call one of the clubs, which
            would be gay, "The Turban Cowboy," and the other, a topless
            bar, would be called "You Mecca Me Hot." </div>
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          </div>
          <div>
            "Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in
            pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork
            restaurant, called " Iraq of Ribs." </div>
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          </div>
          <div>
            “Across the street there could be a lingerie store called
            "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins in the
            window modeling the goods", and on the other side a liquor
            store called "Morehammered." </div>
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          <div>"All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the
            tolerance they demand of us.” </div>
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