[Humor] Fwd: Fwd: Coughing in Shul

vincent easton vincent at jade-networks.com
Mon May 25 18:42:06 HKT 2015




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Subject: 	Fwd: Coughing in Shul
Date: 	Mon, 25 May 2015 13:19:43 +0800
From: 	John Kater <kater.john at gmail.com>
To: 	John Kater <johnkater2 at gmail.com>




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>> SHABBAT SHALOM  &  GEZUNTHEIT
>>
>> It's bitterly cold outside the Shul.
>>
>> Inside, Rabbi Bloom is getting fed up with the constant coughing that's
>> disturbing his sermon.
>>
>> So after the service ends, he goes over to old Hyman the Shamas and
>> tells him that he needs his help to solve the problem.
>>
>> Rabbi Bloom tells Hyman to have a large bowl of cough drops ready in
>> Shul for his next sermon ..... and instructs him to give one cough drop
>> to any congregant who begins coughing.
>>
>> So next shabbos, during the rabbi's sermon and following orders, every
>> time a member coughs, Hyman walks over and hands out a cough drop.
>>
>> Rabbi Bloom watches this out of the corner of his eye and notices that
>> each time Hyman does this, the member immediately gets up and walks out
>> of the Shul.
>>
>> At the end of the service, half the members are gone, so Rabbi Bloom
>> goes over to Hyman and asks:
>>
>> "Nu, Hyman? So what did you say to the members that made them leave the
>> Shul?"
>>
>> Hyman replies, "So vat did I tsaid? All I tsaid wuz: 'The Rabbi said "Fa
>> cough" !'.
>>
>>



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                                      SHABBAT SHALOM  &  GEZUNTHEIT<br>
                                      <br>
                                      It's bitterly cold outside the
                                      Shul.<br>
                                      <br>
                                      Inside, Rabbi Bloom is getting fed
                                      up with the constant coughing
                                      that's<br>
                                      disturbing his sermon.<br>
                                      <br>
                                      So after the service ends, he goes
                                      over to old Hyman the Shamas and<br>
                                      tells him that he needs his help
                                      to solve the problem.<br>
                                      <br>
                                      Rabbi Bloom tells Hyman to have a
                                      large bowl of cough drops ready in<br>
                                      Shul for his next sermon ..... and
                                      instructs him to give one cough
                                      drop<br>
                                      to any congregant who begins
                                      coughing.<br>
                                      <br>
                                      So next shabbos, during the
                                      rabbi's sermon and following
                                      orders, every<br>
                                      time a member coughs, Hyman walks
                                      over and hands out a cough drop.<br>
                                      <br>
                                      Rabbi Bloom watches this out of
                                      the corner of his eye and notices
                                      that<br>
                                      each time Hyman does this, the
                                      member immediately gets up and
                                      walks out<br>
                                      of the Shul.<br>
                                      <br>
                                      At the end of the service, half
                                      the members are gone, so Rabbi
                                      Bloom<br>
                                      goes over to Hyman and asks:<br>
                                      <br>
                                      "Nu, Hyman? So what did you say to
                                      the members that made them leave
                                      the<br>
                                      Shul?"<br>
                                      <br>
                                      Hyman replies, "So vat did I
                                      tsaid? All I tsaid wuz: 'The Rabbi
                                      said "Fa<br>
                                      cough" !'.<br>
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