[Humor] Fwd: Fwd: Scotland for Ever!

vincent easton vincent at jade-networks.com
Tue May 26 16:43:13 HKT 2015




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Subject: 	Fwd: Scotland for Ever!
Date: 	Tue, 26 May 2015 14:35:12 +0800
From: 	John Kater <kater.john at gmail.com>
To: 	John Kater <johnkater2 at gmail.com>




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*Scottish Soldier in full dress uniform marches into a  chemist  shop. 
Very carefully he opens his sporran and pulls out a  neatly  folded 
cotton bandana, unfolds  it to reveal a smaller  silk square 
handkerchief, which he also  unfolds to  reveal a  condom.*
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*The condom has a number of patches on  it. The  chemist  holds it up 
and eyes it critically.*
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*"How   much to repair it?" the Scot asks the chemist.*
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*"Six  pence," says the chemist.*
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*"How  much for a new one?"*
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*"Ten  pence" says the  chemist.*
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*The  Scot painstakingly folds the  condom into the silk square  
handkerchief and the  cotton bandana,  replaces it carefully in his 
sporran and marches out of  the  door, shoulders back and kilt swinging.*
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*A  moment or two later  the chemist hears a great shout go up  outside, 
followed by an even  greater shout. The  Scottish soldier marches back 
into the chemist and addresses the  proprietor, this  time with a grin 
on  his face**.*
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*"The  regiment has taken a vote,"  he says. "We'll  have a new  one."*



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              marches into a  chemist  shop. Very carefully he opens his
              sporran and pulls out a  neatly  folded cotton bandana,
              unfolds  it to reveal a smaller  silk square handkerchief,
              which he also  unfolds to  reveal a  condom.</span></b></div>
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              style="FONT-SIZE:18pt;FONT-FAMILY:'Tahoma','sans-serif'"
              lang="EN-ZA">The condom has a number of patches on  it.
              The  chemist  holds it up and eyes it critically.</span></b></div>
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              lang="EN-ZA">"How   much to repair it?" the Scot asks the
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              lang="EN-ZA">"Six  pence," says the chemist.</span></b></div>
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              lang="EN-ZA">"How  much for a new one?"</span></b></div>
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              lang="EN-ZA">"Ten  pence" says the  chemist.</span></b></div>
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              style="FONT-SIZE:18pt;FONT-FAMILY:'Tahoma','sans-serif'"
              lang="EN-ZA">The  Scot painstakingly folds the  condom
              into the silk square  handkerchief and the  cotton
              bandana,  replaces it carefully in his sporran and 
              marches out of  the  door, shoulders back and kilt
              swinging.</span></b></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><b><span
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              lang="EN-ZA"><br>
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        <div class="gmail_quote"><b><span
              style="FONT-SIZE:18pt;FONT-FAMILY:'Tahoma','sans-serif'"
              lang="EN-ZA">A  moment or two later  the chemist hears a
              great shout go up  outside, followed by an even  greater 
              shout. The  Scottish soldier marches back into the 
              chemist and addresses the  proprietor, this  time with a
              grin on  his face</span></b><b><span
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              lang="EN-ZA">"The  regiment has taken a vote,"  he says.
              "We'll  have a new  one."</span></b></div>
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