[Humor] Fwd: Fwd: The Polish Divorce

vincent easton vincent at jade-networks.com
Tue May 26 17:01:45 HKT 2015




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Subject: 	Fwd: The Polish Divorce
Date: 	Tue, 26 May 2015 14:29:44 +0800
From: 	John Kater <kater.john at gmail.com>
To: 	John Kater <johnkater2 at gmail.com>



Not new but still good for a chuckle

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A  Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.

One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could 
arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the 
circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

"Have you any grounds?"
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"
"It made of concrete."
"I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean what are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Is your wife a nagger?"
"No, she white."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf 
in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say:"


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        <div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial
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        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">A  Polish man moved to the USA and married an
            American girl.</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">Although his English was far from perfect, they got
            along very well.</font></div>
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        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">One day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked
            him if he could arrange a divorce for him.</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend
            on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:<br>
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            size="4"><br>
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        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"Have you any grounds?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"It made of concrete."</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"I don't think you understand. Does either of you
            have a real grudge?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"No, we have carport, and not need one."</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"I mean what are your relations like?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"All my relations still in Poland."</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"Does your wife beat you up?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"No, I always up before her."</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"Is your wife a nagger?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"No, she white."</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"Why do you want this divorce?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"She going to kill me."</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"What makes you think that?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"I got proof."</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"What kind of proof?"</font></div>
        <div class="gmail_quote"><font face="arial narrow, sans-serif"
            size="4">"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
            drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English
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