[Humor] Fwd: Fwd: Blond genies

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Subject: 	Fwd: Blond genies
Date: 	Fri, 29 May 2015 11:33:47 +0800
From: 	John Kater <kater.john at gmail.com>
To: 	John Kater <johnkater2 at gmail.com>




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        *WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET BLONDE GENIES?*
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        A WHITE GUY IS WALKING ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE COMES ACROSS A LAMP
        PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE SAND. HE PICKS UP THE LAMP AND GIVES IT
        A RUB.

        TWO BLONDE GENIES APPEAR, AND THEY TELL HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED
        THREE WISHES.

        THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE WISHES AND THE BLONDE GENIES DISAPPEAR.

        THE NEXT THING THE GUY KNOWS, HE'S IN A BEDROOM, IN A
        GOLF-COURSE MANSION , SURROUNDED BY 50 BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.

        AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS TO EXPLORE THIS
        FABULOUS HOUSE.

        SUDDENLY HE FEELS SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN
        AND THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN $100 BILLS.

        THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT THE DOOR.

        HE ANSWERS IT AND STANDING THERE ARE TWO PERSONS DRESSED IN KU
        KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE NEAREST TREE,
        THROW A ROPE OVER A LIMB AND HANG HIM BY THE NECK UNTIL HE'S DEAD.


        AS THE KLANSMEN ARE WALKING AWAY, THEY REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S
        THE TWO BLONDE GENIES.


        ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN UNDERSTAND THE
        FIRST WISH HAVING ALL THESE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG MANSION TO
        MAKE LOVE TO..

        I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND HIM WANTING TO BE A MILLIONAIRE.

        BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS BEYOND ME.'*






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                                                HAPPENS WHEN YOU GET
                                                BLONDE GENIES?</span></b><span
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                                                A WHITE GUY IS WALKING
                                                ALONG A BEACH WHEN HE
                                                COMES ACROSS A LAMP
                                                PARTIALLY BURIED IN THE
                                                SAND. HE PICKS UP THE
                                                LAMP AND GIVES IT A
                                                RUB.   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                TWO BLONDE GENIES
                                                APPEAR, AND THEY TELL
                                                HIM HE HAS BEEN GRANTED
                                                THREE WISHES.   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                THE GUY MAKES HIS THREE
                                                WISHES AND THE BLONDE
                                                GENIES DISAPPEAR.   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                THE NEXT THING THE GUY
                                                KNOWS, HE'S IN A
                                                BEDROOM, IN A
                                                GOLF-COURSE MANSION ,
                                                SURROUNDED BY 50
                                                BEAUTIFUL WOMEN.   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                AFTER HE MAKES LOVE TO
                                                ALL OF THEM, HE BEGINS
                                                TO EXPLORE THIS FABULOUS
                                                HOUSE.   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                SUDDENLY HE FEELS
                                                SOMETHING SOFT UNDER HIS
                                                FEET, HE LOOKS DOWN AND
                                                THE FLOOR IS COVERED IN
                                                $100 BILLS.   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                THEN, THERE'S A KNOCK AT
                                                THE DOOR.   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                HE ANSWERS IT AND
                                                STANDING THERE ARE TWO
                                                PERSONS DRESSED IN KU
                                                KLUX KLAN OUTFITS. THEY
                                                DRAG HIM OUTSIDE TO THE
                                                NEAREST TREE, THROW A
                                                ROPE OVER A LIMB AND
                                                HANG HIM BY THE NECK
                                                UNTIL HE'S DEAD.   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                <br>
                                                AS THE KLANSMEN ARE
                                                WALKING AWAY, THEY
                                                REMOVE THEIR HOODS. IT'S
                                                THE TWO BLONDE GENIES.  
                                                <br>
                                                <br>
                                                <br>
                                                ONE BLONDE GENIE SAYS TO
                                                THE OTHER ONE, 'I CAN
                                                UNDERSTAND THE FIRST
                                                WISH HAVING ALL THESE
                                                BEAUTIFUL WOMEN IN A BIG
                                                MANSION TO MAKE LOVE
                                                TO..   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                I CAN ALSO UNDERSTAND
                                                HIM WANTING TO BE A
                                                MILLIONAIRE.   <br>
                                                <br>
                                                BUT WHY HE WANTED TO BE
                                                HUNG LIKE A BLACK GUY IS
                                                BEYOND ME.'</b></span></p>
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