[Humor] Fwd: T.G.I.F. vs S.H.I.T.

Tim Kehres tim at kehres.com
Tue Jun 2 18:25:24 HKT 2015


A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with 
a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest 
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 'T-G-I-F' means 
'Thank God, It's Friday..' Get it, duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'-- duuhhh.
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          size="3"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 12pt">A business man got on
            an elevator.<br>
            When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who
            greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."<br>
            He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."<br>
            She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.<br>
            He again answered, "S-H-I-T."<br>
            The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her
            biggest smile, and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."<br>
            The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."<br>
            The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. 
            'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank God, It's Friday..' Get it, duuhhh?"<br>
            The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's
            Thursday'-- duuhhh.</span></font></font></font>
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