[Humor] Fwd: Fwd: The Blonde wins one

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Mon Jun 8 16:01:02 HKT 2015




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Subject: 	Fwd: The Blonde wins one
Date: 	Mon, 8 Jun 2015 10:22:13 +0800
From: 	John Kater <kater.john at gmail.com>
To: 	John Kater <johnkater2 at gmail.com>



Not new but worth repeating

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    *A blonde city girl named Amy marries a Colorado rancher. One
    morning, on his way out to check on the cows, the rancher says to
    Amy, "The insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our
    cows, so I**drove a nail into the 2x4 just above where the cow's
    stall is in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets
    here, OK?"*

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    *The rancher leaves for the fields.*

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    *After a while,  the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks
    on the front door. “I came to inseminate the cow,” he said.
    **
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    *Amy takes him down to the barn. They walk along the row of cows,
    and when  Amy sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one right
    here."*

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    *The man, assuming he is dealing with an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell
    me, lady, 'cause I'm dying to know. How would YOU know that this is
    the right cow to be bred?"*

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    *"That's simple," she said. "By the nail that's over its stall," she
    explains very confidently.*

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    *Laughing rudely at her, the man says, "And what, pray tell, is the
    nail for?"*

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    *The blonde turns to walk away and says sweetly over her shoulder,*

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    *“I guess it’s to hang your pants on,” she replied.*




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        <div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial
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                              <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="arial
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                                      lang="EN-NZ">A
                                      blonde city girl named Amy marries
                                      a Colorado
                                      rancher. One morning, on his way
                                      out to check on the cows, the
                                      rancher says to
                                      Amy, "The insemination man is
                                      coming over to impregnate one of
                                      our cows,
                                      so I</span></b><span lang="EN-NZ">
                                  </span><span lang="EN-NZ"> 
                                    <b>drove a nail into the 2x4 just
                                      above where
                                      the cow's stall is in the barn.
                                      Please show him where the cow is
                                      when he gets
                                      here, OK?"</b> </span></font></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font face="arial
                                    narrow, sans-serif" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ"><br>
                                    </span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font face="arial
                                    narrow, sans-serif" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ">The
                                      rancher leaves for the fields.</span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font face="arial
                                    narrow, sans-serif" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ"><br>
                                    </span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><font face="arial
                                  narrow, sans-serif" size="4"><b><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ">After
                                      a while,  the artificial
                                      insemination man arrives and
                                      knocks on the 
                                      front door. “I came to inseminate
                                      the cow,” he said.<br>
                                    </span></b><b><span lang="EN-NZ"><br>
                                    </span></b></font></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font face="arial
                                    narrow, sans-serif" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ">Amy
                                      takes him down to the barn. They
                                      walk along the row of cows, and
                                      when  Amy
                                      sees the nail, she tells him,
                                      "This is the one right here."</span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font face="arial
                                    narrow, sans-serif" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ"><br>
                                    </span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font face="arial
                                    narrow, sans-serif" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ">The
                                      man, assuming he is dealing with
                                      an airhead blonde, asks, "Tell me,
                                      lady,
                                      'cause I'm dying to know. How
                                      would YOU know that this is the
                                      right cow to be
                                      bred?"</span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font
                                    face="Calibri" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ"><br>
                                    </span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font
                                    face="Calibri" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ">"That's
                                      simple," she said. "By the nail
                                      that's over its stall," she
                                      explains very confidently.</span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font
                                    face="Calibri" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ"><br>
                                    </span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font
                                    face="Calibri" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ">Laughing
                                      rudely at her, the man says, "And
                                      what, pray tell, is the nail for?"</span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font
                                    face="Calibri" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ"><br>
                                    </span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font
                                    face="Calibri" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ">The
                                      blonde turns to walk away and says
                                      sweetly over her shoulder,</span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font
                                    face="Calibri" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ"><br>
                                    </span></font></b></p>
                              <p class="MsoNormal"><b><font
                                    face="Calibri" size="4"><span
                                      lang="EN-NZ">“I
                                      guess it’s to hang your pants on,”
                                      she replied.</span></font></b></p>
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