[Humor] FROZEN CRABS - a little risque

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Tue Jun 23 02:37:28 HKT 2015


This is an oldie, but I always find it amusing - a great revenge moment.
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.  She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.  He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and threatened what would happen to her if she let them thaw out.


Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, please raise your hand?"


Not one hand went up ...  so she took them home and ate them.


There are two lessons here:


1.  Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.


2.  Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.



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<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div></div><div><div class="moz-forward-container"><font id="role_document" color="#000000"><div>This is an oldie, but I always find it amusing - a great revenge moment.<div class="HOEnZb" style="font-family: 'Microsoft Sans Serif'; font-size: medium;"><div class="h5"><div class="gmail_quote"><div><div dir="ltr"><div><div><p style="BACKGROUND: white"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;
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                            COLOR: black" lang="EN-US">A lawyer boarded
                            an airplane in New Orleans with a box of
                            frozen crabs and asked a</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY:
                            'Helvetica','sans-serif'; COLOR: fuchsia" lang="EN-US"> blonde flight attendant </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY:
                            'Helvetica','sans-serif'; COLOR: black" lang="EN-US">to take care of them for him.  She
                            took the box and promised to put it in the
                            crew's refrigerator.  He advised her that he
                            was holding her personally responsible for
                            them staying frozen, mentioning in an
                            arrogant manner that he was a lawyer, and
                            threatened what would happen to her if she
                            let them thaw out.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif';
                            COLOR: black"></span></p>
                        <p style="BACKGROUND: white"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY:
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                          </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;
                            FONT-FAMILY: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';
                            COLOR: black" lang="EN-US">Shortly before
                            landing in New York,</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY:
                            'Helvetica','sans-serif'; COLOR: fuchsia" lang="EN-US"> she used the intercom</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY:
                            'Helvetica','sans-serif'; COLOR: black" lang="EN-US"> to announce to the entire
                            cabin, </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;
                            FONT-FAMILY: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';
                            COLOR: fuchsia" lang="EN-US">"Would the
                            lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans,
                            please raise your hand?"</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif';
                            COLOR: black"></span></p>
                        <p style="BACKGROUND: white"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY:
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                          </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;
                            FONT-FAMILY: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';
                            COLOR: black" lang="EN-US">Not one hand went
                            up ...  so she took them home and ate them.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif';
                            COLOR: black"></span></p>
                        <p style="BACKGROUND: white"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY:
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                          </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;
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                            BACKGROUND: yellow; COLOR: black" lang="EN-US">There are two lessons here:</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif';
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                        <p style="BACKGROUND: white"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY:
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                          </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;
                            FONT-FAMILY: 'Helvetica','sans-serif';
                            BACKGROUND: yellow; COLOR: black" lang="EN-US">1.  Lawyers aren't as smart as
                            they think they are.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif';
                            COLOR: black"></span></p>
                        <p style="BACKGROUND: white"><span style="FONT-SIZE: 9.5pt; FONT-FAMILY:
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                          </span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt;
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                            BACKGROUND: yellow; COLOR: black" lang="EN-US">2.  Blondes aren't as dumb as
                            most folks thin</span><span style="FONT-SIZE: 14pt; FONT-FAMILY:
                            'Helvetica','sans-serif'; COLOR: black" lang="EN-US">k.</span><span style="FONT-FAMILY: 'Calibri','sans-serif';
                            COLOR: black"></span></p>
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