[Humor] Fwd: All Girl Biker Bar

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Subject: 	All Girl Biker Bar
Date: 	Tue, 9 Sep 2014 10:01:43 +0800
From: 	Colin Neville <colin.neville at gmail.com>
To: 	will demetriou <goulielmosdemetriou at gmail.com>




> An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
> He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
> After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you 
> wanna hear a blonde joke?'
>
> The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
>
> In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
>
> 'Before you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only fair, given 
> that you are blind, that you should know five things:
>
> 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
>
> 2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
>
> 3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in
> karate.
>
> 4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight
> lifter.
>
> 5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
> wrestler.
>
> Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna tell that 
> blonde
> joke?'
>
> The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters,
> ’No… not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.’
>

-- 
Cordialement .
Colin Neville


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                      old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker
                      bar by mistake.<br>
                      He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot
                      of Jack Daniels. <br>
                      After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
                      bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'</span></p>
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                        style="background-image:initial;background-repeat:initial"><span
style="color:blue;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:13.5pt">The bar
                          immediately falls absolutely silent.</span></p>
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                        style="background-image:initial;background-repeat:initial"><span
style="color:blue;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:13.5pt">In a very
                          deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,</span></p>
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                        style="background-image:initial;background-repeat:initial"><span
style="color:blue;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:13.5pt">'Before
                          you tell that joke, cowboy, I think it is only
                          fair, given that you are blind, that you
                          should know five things:</span></p>
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                        style="background-image:initial;background-repeat:initial"><span
style="color:blue;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:13.5pt">1. The
                          bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball
                          bat.</span></p>
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                        style="background-image:initial;background-repeat:initial"><span
style="color:blue;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:13.5pt">2. The
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                          6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a
                          black belt in <br>
                          karate.</span></p>
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                        style="background-image:initial;background-repeat:initial"><span
style="color:blue;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:13.5pt">4. The
                          woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
                          professional weight <br>
                          lifter.</span></p>
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                      <p class="MsoNormal"
                        style="background-image:initial;background-repeat:initial"><span
style="color:blue;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:13.5pt">5. The
                          lady to your right is blonde and a
                          professional <br>
                          wrestler.</span></p>
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                      <p class="MsoNormal"
                        style="background-image:initial;background-repeat:initial"><span
style="color:blue;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:13.5pt">Now, think
                          about it seriously, Cowboy. Do you still wanna
                          tell that blonde <br>
                          joke?'</span></p>
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style="color:blue;font-family:Georgia,serif;font-size:13.5pt">The blind
                          cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head
                          and mutters,<br>
                          ’No… not if I'm gonna have to explain it five
                          times.’</span></p>
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          <div><font style="background-color:rgb(255,255,255)"
              color="#0000ff">Colin Neville</font></div>
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