[Humor] Fwd: Life.

Tim Kehres tim at kehres.com
Mon Jul 20 18:17:32 HKT 2015


*I  used to be like this...* *
*
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Then I met a  girl...*
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She was  like this...*
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Together, we  were like this...*
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* *
I gave her  gifts like this...*
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When she  accepted my proposal, I was like  this...*
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I used to talk  to her all night like this..*
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And at the office I used to do this...*
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When my  friends saw my girlfriend, they stared like this...*
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And I used to  react like this..*
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* *
But on Valentines  Day,
She received a red rose from someone  else like this...* *
*
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And she was  like this*
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* *
And I was like  this*
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Which later led to  this..* *.*
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And  this...*
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I  felt like doing this...*
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So I started  doing this...*
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* *NOW   look at  me* **
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* *

DAMN/GIRLS!/ * *
*
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And now I am back to doing this!*
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And I don ' t care if I do go blind!!!*

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            <div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center" align="center"> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: rgb(0,130,191); FONT-SIZE: 36pt">I  used
                  to be like this...<span> </span></span></b> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                </span></b> <span style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA1.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  Then I met a  girl...</span></b> <span style="COLOR:
                black"><br>
                <img id="MA2.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  height="297" width="300"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: blue; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  <br>
                  She was  like this...</span></b> <span style="COLOR:
                black"><br>
                <img id="MA3.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  height="316" width="397"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  <br>
                  Together, we  were like this...</span></b> <span
                style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA4.1351964743" alt="Description:
                  cid:6EA186D400A24E7791ADAFC0DBF927B4 at homepc"
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                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                </span></b> <b><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE:
                  18pt"><br>
                  I gave her  gifts like this...</span></b> <span
                style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA5.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  height="371" width="375"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  <br>
                  When she  accepted my proposal, I was like  this...</span></b>
              <span style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA6.1351964743" alt="Description:
                  cid:28AD01C397A64A58BC2A72306572CD9C at homepc"
                  src="cid:part6.07050708.06040407 at kehres.com"
                  height="389" width="309"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  <br>
                  I used to talk  to her all night like this..</span></b>
              <span style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA7.1351964743" alt="Description:
                  cid:3EA6A2AA922043B89E0DAEB9236FAF0B at homepc"
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                  height="292" width="387"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  And at the office I used to do this...</span></b> <span
                style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA8.1351964743" alt="Description:
                  cid:03014F7B127E419FA869981A57ACDFD3 at homepc"
                  src="cid:part8.02080502.08020902 at kehres.com"
                  height="244" width="356"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  <br>
                  When my  friends saw my girlfriend, they stared like 
                  this...<span> </span></span></b> <span style="COLOR:
                black"><br>
                <img id="MA9.1351964743" alt="Description:
                  cid:A3230A423C564707A1F52B621C9ABB67 at homepc"
                  src="cid:part9.09010106.05040609 at kehres.com"
                  height="298" width="354"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  <br>
                  And I used to  react like this..</span></b> <span
                style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA10.1351964743" alt="Description:
                  cid:7F621B7DDCB94C9AAE7384745A683F24 at homepc"
                  src="cid:part10.04010804.02080804 at kehres.com"
                  height="260" width="350"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                </span></b> <b><span style="COLOR: rgb(0,130,80);
                  FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  But on Valentines  Day,<span> </span><br>
                  She received a red rose from someone  else like
                  this...</span></b> <b><span style="COLOR: black;
                  FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                </span></b> <span style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA11.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  <br>
                  And she was  like this</span></b> <span style="COLOR:
                black"><br>
                <img id="MA12.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                </span></b> <b><span style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE:
                  24pt"><br>
                  And I was like  this</span></b> <span style="COLOR:
                black"><br>
                <img id="MA13.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  height="274" width="263"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  Which later led to  this..</span></b> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: blue; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">.</span></b> <span
                style="COLOR: black"><br>
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                  <br>
                  And  this...</span></b> <span style="COLOR: black"><br>
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                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  I  felt like doing this...</span></b> <span
                style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA16.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  height="262" width="378"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  <br>
                  So I started  doing this...</span></b> <span
                style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA17.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                   <span> </span><br>
                     <span> </span></span></b> <b><span style="COLOR:
                  black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt">NOW   look at  me</span></b> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: blue; FONT-SIZE: 13.5pt">                                  
                  <span> </span></span></b> <span style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA18.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br>
                </span></b> <b><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE:
                  18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  DAMN<span> </span><i>GIRLS!</i>  <span> </span></span></b>
              <b><span style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"><br>
                </span></b> <span style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA19.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  height="416" width="375"></span> <b><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 18pt"><br>
                  <br>
                  And now I am back to doing this!</span></b> <span><span
                  style="COLOR: black; FONT-SIZE: 10pt"> </span></span>
              <span style="COLOR: black"><br>
                <img id="MA20.1351964743" alt="Description:
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                  style="COLOR: red; FONT-SIZE: 24pt"><br>
                  And I don ' t care if I do go blind!!!</span></b> <span
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