[Humor] Flat Stomach

Tim Kehres tim at kehres.com
Tue Jul 28 05:05:51 HKT 2015


*_Flat Stomach_*
*A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his 
dad bouncing up and down.*
*The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son 
has seen.* *She dresses quickly and goes to find him..
The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?'
The mother replies, 'Well, you know your dad has a big tummy and 
sometimes I have to get on top of it and help flatten it..'
'You are wasting your time,' said the boy.
'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled.
'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over and gets on her 
knees and blows it right back up again!!*
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                doing?' <br>
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                tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it and help
                flatten it..' <br>
                'You are wasting your time,' said the boy. <br>
                'Why is that?' the mom asked puzzled. <br>
                'Well when you go shopping the lady next door comes over
                and gets on her knees and blows it right back up again!!</span></b></div>
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