[Humor] Fwd: Fwd: A RABBI IN THE CONFESSIONAL

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Subject: 	Fwd: A RABBI IN THE CONFESSIONAL
Date: 	Tue, 18 Aug 2015 11:03:11 +0800
From: 	John Kater <kater.john at gmail.com>
To: 	John Kater <johnkater2 at gmail.com>




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A priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting to leave the 
confessional unattended, he called his rabbi friend from across the 
street and asked him to cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't 
know what to say, but the priest told him to come on over and he'd stay 
with him for a little bit and show him what to do.

confession booths

The rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the confessional. After a 
few minutes a woman comes in and says "Father forgive me for I have 
sinned." The priest asks "What did you do?". The woman says "I committed 
adultery." Priest: "How many times?" Woman: "Three times." Priest: "Say 
two Hail Mary's, put $50 in the box and go and sin no more."

A few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He says "Father 
forgive me for I have sinned." Priest: "What did you do?" Man: "I 
committed adultery." Priest:"How many times?" Man: "Three times." 
Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's put $50 in the box and go and sin no more."

The rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so the priest leaves.

A few minutes later another woman enters and says "Father forgive me for 
I have sinned." Rabbi: "What did you do?" Woman: "I committed adultery." 
Rabbi: "How many times?" Woman: "Once."


Rabbi: "*Go do it two more times. We have a special this week, three for 
$50.*”




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                    priest was called away for an emergency. Not wanting
                    to leave the confessional unattended, he called his
                    rabbi friend from across the street and asked him to
                    cover for him. The rabbi told him he wouldn't know
                    what to say, but the priest told him to come on over
                    and he'd stay with him for a little bit and show him
                    what to do.</span></p>
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                <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt">The
                    rabbi comes and he and the priest are in the
                    confessional. After a few minutes a woman comes in
                    and says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." The
                    priest asks "What did you do?". The woman says "I
                    committed adultery." Priest: "How many times?"
                    Woman: "Three times." Priest: "Say two Hail Mary's,
                    put $50 in the box and go and sin no more."</span></p>
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                <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt">A
                    few minutes later a man enters the confessional. He
                    says "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Priest:
                    "What did you do?" Man: "I committed adultery."
                    Priest:"How many times?" Man: "Three times." Priest:
                    "Say two Hail Mary's put $50 in the box and go and
                    sin no more."</span></p>
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                <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt">The
                    rabbi tells the priest that he thinks he's got it so
                    the priest leaves.</span></p>
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                <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:15.0pt">A
                    few minutes later another woman enters and says
                    "Father forgive me for I have sinned." Rabbi: "What
                    did you do?" Woman: "I committed adultery." Rabbi:
                    "How many times?" Woman: "Once." </span></p>
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