[Humor] Random Wisdom

Runge Chuck crunge at certes.com
Sun Aug 23 06:36:19 HKT 2015


These are good, especially George Carlin quote, at the end ….  That guy was sooo funny...and sharp!


Some pretty good new ones in here.
 

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