[Humor] Fwd: Fwd: Redneck............

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Sun Sep 6 15:14:45 HKT 2015




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Subject: 	Fwd: Redneck............
Date: 	Sun, 6 Sep 2015 14:34:45 +0800
From: 	John Kater <kater.john at gmail.com>
To: 	John Kater <johnkater2 at gmail.com>




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>
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>     REDNECKYard Swing
>
>     Description: cid:X.MA1.1365949851 at aol.com
>     *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
>     *A Redneck passed away and left his entire
>     Estate to his beloved widow . ....*
>     *But she can't touch it 'till she's 14.
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
>     Redneck Cooler
>
>     Description: cid:X.MA2.1365949851 at aol.com
>     *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
>     *How do you know when you're staying in a Redneck motel?*/
>     When you call the front desk and say,/
>     /" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk replies ........./
>     /"Go ahead."/
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>     Redneck Cellar
>     (bomb shelter, rec room, guest cabin, , , ,)
>     Description: cid:X.MA3.1365949851 at aol.com
>     *
>
>     *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>     Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
>     Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? /
>     It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools./
>     /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
>     Redneck Limo
>     Description: cid:X.MA4.1365949851 at aol.com
>
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
>     Two reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:/
>     1) The DNA is all the same
>     2) There are no dental records/*/
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/*
>     Redneck Mailbox
>     Description: cid:X.MA5.1365949851 at aol.com
>     *
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
>     *Who invented the toothbrush?/
>     A Redneck!! /*
>     (If it had been invented by anyone else,
>     It would have been a teeth brush)*/
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ /*
>     Redneck Time Out
>     Description: cid:X.MA6.1365949851 at aol.com
>     *
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
>     *Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck Lottery ?*/
>     The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years./
>     /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
>     Redneck Weenie Roast
>     Description: cid:X.MA7.1365949851 at aol.com
>     *
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
>     *A new Redneck law was just recently passed*/
>     When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins./
>     /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
>     Redneck Wheelchair
>     Description: cid:X.MA8.1365949851 at aol.com
>     *
>
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
>     *Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's*
>     *Mansion burned down?*/
>     'Yep... Prit'near took out the whole trailer park.. The library/
>     /Was a total loss too. Both books went poof . .... . Up in flames/
>     /And the Governor hadn't even finished coloring one of them.'/
>     /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
>     A Redneck Thanksgiving
>     (if Norman Rockwell were a Redneck)
>     Description: cid:X.MA9.1365949851 at aol.com
>     *~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
>     *A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on Highway 16
>     And says to the driver, 'Got any I..D. ? ' . ..*/
>     and the driver replies 'Bout wut?'/
>     /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/
>     A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...
>     Description: cid:X.MA10.1365949851 at aol.com*
>     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*
>     *Till next time*
>     *I KNOW YER GONNA TO SEND THIS ONE ON !! YEP!YEP!*
>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:navy">REDNECK</span><span style="COLOR:red"> Yard Swing</span><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"> <br>
                                                          </span><span><br>
                                                          <img
                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA1.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part1.05090707.00010708 at jade-networks.com"
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                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></b><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">A Redneck passed away and left his entire <br>
                                                          Estate to his
                                                          beloved widow
                                                          . ....</span></b><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">But she can't touch it 'till she's 14. <br>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></b><span> </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">Redneck Cooler</span><span
                                                          style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">
                                                          <br>
                                                          </span><span><br>
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                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA2.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part2.08090104.00000604 at jade-networks.com"
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></b><span>
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                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">How do you know when you're staying in a
                                                          Redneck motel?</span></b><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)"> <br>
                                                          When you call
                                                          the front desk
                                                          and say,</span></i><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)">" I gotta leak in my sink, and the clerk
                                                          replies
                                                          .........</span></i><span>
                                                          </span></div>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)">"Go ahead."</span></i><span
                                                          style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">
                                                          <br>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span><span> </span></div>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">Redneck Cellar</span><span> </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">(bomb shelter, rec room, guest cabin, , ,
                                                          ,)</span><span>
                                                          <br>
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                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA3.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part3.04040701.04030308 at jade-networks.com"
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"><br>
                                                          <br>
                                                          </span></b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">Did you hear that they have raised the
                                                          minimum</span><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">Drinking age for Rednecks to 32 ??? <i><br>
                                                          It seems they
                                                          want to keep
                                                          alcohol out of
                                                          the high
                                                          schools.</i></span><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></i><span>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">Redneck Limo</span><span> <br>
                                                          <img
                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA4.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part4.04030704.03040301 at jade-networks.com"
                                                          height="240"
                                                          width="360"></span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"><br>
                                                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                                          <br>
                                                          Two reasons
                                                          why it's so
                                                          hard to solve
                                                          a Redneck
                                                          murder:</span><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)"> <br>
                                                          1) The DNA is
                                                          all the same <br>
                                                          2) There are
                                                          no dental
                                                          records</span></i><b><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"> <br>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></i></b><span> </span></div>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">Redneck Mailbox <br>
                                                          </span><span><img
                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA5.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part5.09010300.06030702 at jade-networks.com"
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"><br>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></b><span> </span></div>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">Who invented the toothbrush?<i> <br>
                                                          A Redneck!! </i></span></b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)"><br>
                                                          (If it had
                                                          been invented
                                                          by anyone
                                                          else,</span><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)">It would have been a teeth brush)</span><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"> </span><b><i><span
                                                          style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"><br>
                                                          ~~~~~~~~~~~~~
                                                          </span></i></b></div>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">Redneck Time Out <br>
                                                          </span><span><img
                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA6.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part6.09080409.08030403 at jade-networks.com"
                                                          height="253"
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style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"><br>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></b><span> </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">Did you hear about the $3 million Redneck
                                                          Lottery ?</span></b><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)"> <br>
                                                          The winner
                                                          gets $3.00 a
                                                          year for a
                                                          million years.</span></i><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></i><span>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">Redneck Weenie Roast</span><span
                                                          style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">
                                                          </span><span
                                                          style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)"><br>
                                                          </span><span><img
                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA7.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part7.04000601.08070002 at jade-networks.com"
                                                          height="241"
                                                          width="324"></span></div>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"><br>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></b><span> </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">A new Redneck law was just recently passed</span></b><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)"> <br>
                                                          When a couple
                                                          gets divorced,
                                                          they are STILL
                                                          cousins.</span></i><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></i><span>
                                                          </span></div>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">Redneck Wheelchair <br>
                                                          </span><span><img
                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA8.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part8.02010105.07030606 at jade-networks.com"
                                                          height="292"
                                                          width="307"></span></div>
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style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"><br>
                                                          <br>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></b><span> </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">Did you hear that the Redneck Governor's</span></b><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">Mansion burned down?</span></b><i><span
                                                          style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)">
                                                          <br>
                                                          'Yep...
                                                          Prit'near took
                                                          out the whole
                                                          trailer park..
                                                          The library</span></i><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)">Was a total loss too. Both books went poof
                                                          . .... . Up in
                                                          flames</span></i><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)">And the Governor hadn't even finished
                                                          coloring one
                                                          of them.'</span></i><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></i><span>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">A Redneck Thanksgiving</span><span
                                                          style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">
                                                          <br>
                                                          (if Norman
                                                          Rockwell were
                                                          a Redneck)</span><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)"> <br>
                                                          </span><span><img
                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA9.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part9.06060502.08020002 at jade-networks.com"
                                                          height="360"
                                                          width="285"></span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></b><span>
                                                          </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">A State Trooper pulls over a pickup on
                                                          Highway 16 <br>
                                                          And says to
                                                          the driver,
                                                          'Got any I..D.
                                                          ? ' . ..</span></b><i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(161,98,82)"> <br>
                                                          and the driver
                                                          replies 'Bout
                                                          wut?'</span></i><span
style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)"> </span></div>
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style="COLOR:rgb(129,0,255)">~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></i><span>
                                                          </span></div>
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                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><span
style="COLOR:red">A Redneck Christmas Sleigh...</span><span
                                                          style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">
                                                          <br>
                                                          </span><span><img
                                                          alt="Description:
cid:X.MA10.1365949851 at aol.com"
                                                          src="cid:part10.03070509.09070709 at jade-networks.com"
                                                          height="396"
                                                          width="528"></span><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)"><br>
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~</span></b><span> </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">Till next time</span></b><span> </span></div>
                                                          <div
                                                          style="BACKGROUND:white"><b><span
style="COLOR:rgb(194,0,0)">I KNOW YER GONNA TO SEND THIS ONE ON !!
                                                          YEP!YEP!</span></b><span>
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