[Humor] Fwd: Fwd: The Nun.......ooops

Tim Kehres tim at kehres.com
Wed Nov 4 02:08:21 HKT 2015


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A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the 
VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he 
is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you."
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am 
and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear 
just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or 
ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that.
1) You have to be single and
2) You must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. 
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "why are you crying?"
"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and 
I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween 
party!"
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                      into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
                      cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him
                      why he is staring.</span><span style="color:
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                    </span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);"
                      lang="EN-US">He replies: "I have a question to
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                  <div><big><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);
                        font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;"
                        lang="EN-US">She answers, "My son, you cannot
                        offend me. When you're as old as I am and have
                        been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance
                        to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure
                        that there's nothing you could say or ask that I
                        would find offensive."</span><span style="color:
                        rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: Helvetica,
                        sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;" lang="EN-US"></span><br>
                      <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);
                        font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;"
                        lang="EN-US">"Well, I've always had a fantasy to
                        have a nun kiss me."</span><span style="color:
                        rgb(102, 102, 102); font-family: Helvetica,
                        sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;" lang="EN-US"></span><br>
                      <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);
                        font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;"
                        lang="EN-US">She responds, "Well, let's see what
                        we can do about that.<br>
                        1) You have to be single and<br>
                        2) You must be Catholic."</span><span
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                        lang="EN-US"></span><br>
                      <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);
                        font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;"
                        lang="EN-US">"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the
                        next alley."</span><span style="color: rgb(102,
                        102, 102); font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;
                        font-size: 9pt;" lang="EN-US"></span><br>
                      <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);
                        font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;"
                        lang="EN-US">The nun fulfills his fantasy with a
                        kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when
                        they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
                        crying.</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102,
                        102); font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;
                        font-size: 9pt;" lang="EN-US"></span><br>
                      <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);
                        font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;"
                        lang="EN-US">"My dear child," said the nun, "why
                        are you crying?"</span><span style="color:
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                        sans-serif; font-size: 9pt;" lang="EN-US"></span><br>
                      <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);
                        font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;"
                        lang="EN-US">"Forgive me, but I've sinned. I
                        lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm
                        Jewish."</span><span style="color: rgb(102, 102,
                        102); font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;
                        font-size: 9pt;" lang="EN-US"></span><br>
                      <span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);
                        font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;"
                        lang="EN-US">The nun says, "That's OK. My name
                        is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party!"</span></big><span
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