[Humor] Fwd: The Ventriloquist

John Kater kater.john at gmail.com
Fri Dec 4 10:01:46 HKT 2015


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​*T**he Ventriloquist*



A young ventriloquist is touring
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Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in
a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through
his usual dumb blonde jokes.

Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts
shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you
think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way? What does the color
of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

It's men like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and
in the
community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like
you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in
general...pathetically all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells:


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*"You stay out of this! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."*​
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doing a show in<br>
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his usual dumb blonde jokes.<br>
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woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts<br>
shouting, "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you<br>
think you can stereotype Swedish blond women that way? What does the color<br>
of a woman's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? </span><span style="font-size:12pt;font-family:'Times New Roman',serif"></span><p></p>

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0.0001pt;background-image:initial;background-repeat:initial"><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif">It's men like you
who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the<br>
community, and from reaching our full potential as people. Its people like<br>
you that make others think that all Blondes are dumb! You and your kind<br>
continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in<br>
general...pathetically all in the name of humor!"<br>
</span><span style="font-size:10pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(15,97,200)"><br>
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this! I'm talking to that little shit on your lap."</span></u></b>​<br></div><br></div></span></div>
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