[Humor] The logic of an older pilot

Runge Chuck crunge at certes.com
Thu Oct 20 04:34:57 HKT 2016


> 
>  
>  
>  
> One day, while an old pilot was cutting the branch off a tree high above
> a river, his axe fell into the river.
>  
> When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"
>  
> The aviator replied that his axe had fallen into water, and he needed the
> axe to supplement his meager pension.
>  
> The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
>  
> "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.
>  
> The aviator replied, "No."
>  
> The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your Axe?"
> the Lord asked.
>  
> Again, the aviator replied, "No."
>  
> The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your Axe?"
> the Lord asked.
>  
> The aviator replied, "Yes."
>  
> The Lord was pleased with the aviator's honesty and gave him all three axes
> to keep, and the aviator went home happy.
>  
> Sometime later the aviator was walking with his woman along the river bank,
> and his woman fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again
> appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"
>  
> "Oh Lord, my woman has fallen into the water!"
>  
> The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE. "Is this
> your woman?" the Lord asked.
>  
> "Yes," cried the aviator.
>  
> The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
>  
> The Pilot replied, "Oh, forgive me Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see,
> if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE, You would have come up with CAMERON
> DIAZ. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my woman. Had
> I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. And Lord, I am an old
> man not able to take care of all three women in a way that they deserve,
> that's why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE."
>  
> And God was pleased.
>  
> The moral of this story is:  Whenever a Pilot lies, it is for a good and
> honorable reason, and only for the benefit of others!
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font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">a river, his axe fell into the river.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90162" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90161" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90160" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90159" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90158" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?"</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90167" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90166" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90165" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90164" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90163" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The aviator replied that his axe had fallen into water, and he needed the</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">axe to supplement his meager pension.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The aviator replied, "No."</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89077" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89076" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89075" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89074" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89073" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your Axe?"</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">the Lord asked.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89038" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89037" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89036" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89035" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89034" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yiv7230694729m_2422270737324662753yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476360453988_4466" class=""><div id="yiv7230694729m_2422270737324662753yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476360453988_4465" class=""><div id="yiv7230694729m_2422270737324662753yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476360453988_4464" class=""><div id="yiv7230694729m_2422270737324662753yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476360453988_4463" class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">Again, the aviator replied, "No."</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your Axe?"</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">the Lord asked.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The aviator replied, "Yes."</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90172" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90171" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90170" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90169" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90168" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The Lord was pleased with the aviator's honesty and gave him all three axes</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89071" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89070" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89069" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89068" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89067" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">to keep, and the aviator went home happy.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90177" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90176" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90175" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90174" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90173" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">Sometime later the aviator was walking with his woman along the river bank,</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">and his woman fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89054" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89053" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89052" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89051" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89050" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?"</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">"Oh Lord, my woman has fallen into the water!"</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89059" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89058" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89057" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89056" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89055" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The Lord went down into the water and came up with ANGELINA JOLIE. "Is this</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89065" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89064" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89063" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89062" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_89061" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">your woman?" the Lord asked.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">"Yes," cried the aviator.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90183" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90182" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90181" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90180" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90179" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The Pilot replied, "Oh, forgive me Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see,</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">if I had said 'no' to ANGELINA JOLIE, You would have come up with CAMERON</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">DIAZ. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my woman. Had</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90189" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90188" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90187" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90186" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90185" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. And Lord, I am an old</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">man not able to take care of all three women in a way that they deserve,</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">that's why I said yes to ANGELINA JOLIE."</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">And God was pleased.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;" class="" data-mce-style="font-family: Arial, sans-serif;"> </span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90195" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90194" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90193" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90192" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90191" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;"><span style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: rgb(34, 34, 34);" class="" data-mce-style="font-size: 14.5pt; font-family: Verdana, sans-serif; color: #222222;">The moral of this story is:  Whenever a Pilot lies, it is for a good and</span></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90201" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90200" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90199" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90198" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1476573726450_90197" class=""><div style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white;" class="" data-mce-style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; 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