[Humor] Fwd: Honesty...

John Kater kater.john at gmail.com
Mon Oct 31 16:35:33 HKT 2016


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  *Honesty*

*Yup, some people can’t handle the truth!*



*My Favorite Animal*

*Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried
chicken."*

*She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because
everyone else laughed.*

*My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my
favorite animal.*

*I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member
of PETA. He said they love animals very much.*

*I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.*

*Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.*

*I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do
it again.*

*The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite* *live* *animal
was.*

*I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because
you could make them into fried chicken.*

*She sent me back to the principal's office.*

*He laughed, and told me not to do it again.*

*I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher
doesn’t like it when I am.*

*Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I
admired most.*

*I told her, "Colonel Sanders."*

*Guess where the fuck I am now…*
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<span style="color:black" lang="EN-US">  </span><b><u><span style="font-size:28pt">Honesty</span></u></b><u><span style="font-size:28pt"></span></u></div>
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<b>Yup, some people can’t handle the truth!</b></div>
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<b><u>My Favorite Animal</u></b></div>
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<b>I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much.</b></div>
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<b>I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.</b></div>
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<b>Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.</b></div>
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<b>I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.</b></div>
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<b>The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite</b> <b><u>live</u></b> <b>animal was.</b> </div>
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<b>I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.</b></div>
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<b>She sent me back to the principal's office.</b></div>
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<b>He laughed, and told me not to do it again.</b></div>
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<b>I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.</b></div>
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<b>Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what famous military person I admired most.</b> </div>
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<b>I told her, "Colonel Sanders."</b></div>
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<b>Guess where the fuck I am now…</b></div>
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