[Humor] Fwd: A lover of words.

John Kater kater.john at gmail.com
Mon Dec 5 10:39:47 HKT 2016


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*WHO ON EARTH DREAMS THESE UP?*



*A* *lover of words - of course!*



•        How does Moses make tea?   Hebrews it.

•        Venison for dinner again?   Oh deer!

•        A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are sketchy.

•        I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

•        Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.

•        England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

•        I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

•        They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.

•        I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

•        Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

•        I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can
stop any time.

•        I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it
dawned on me.

•        This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd
never met herbivore.

•        When chemists die, they barium.

•        I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it down.

•        I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on words.

•        Why were the Indians here first?  They had reservations.

•        I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.

•        The cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control
her pupils?

•        When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

•        Broken pencils are pointless.

•        What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A
thesaurus.

•       I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

•       All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.
The police have nothing to go on.

•       I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

•       Velcro - what a rip off!

•       Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last long
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  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yiv6785771669m_7604078281955784294yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479014981291_23510">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yiv6785771669m_7604078281955784294yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479014981291_23509">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yiv6785771669m_7604078281955784294yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479014981291_23508">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yiv6785771669m_7604078281955784294yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479014981291_23507">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yiv6785771669m_7604078281955784294yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479014981291_23506">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_17905">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_17904">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_17903">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><b><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:16pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">A</span></b></span><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193m-5794259337289162142m8631730050871102181yiv6785771669m7604078281955784294yiv3811571453m7438458841516333396apple-converted-space"><b id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_17902"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc"> </span></b></span><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><b><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">lover of words - 
  of course!</span></b></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"></span></p></div></div></div>
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16640">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16639">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16638">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"> <u></u><u></u></span></p></div>
  <div>
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  How does Moses make tea?   Hebrews it. </span></span><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193m-5794259337289162142m8631730050871102181yiv6785771669m7604078281955784294yiv3811571453m7438458841516333396apple-converted-space"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc"> </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16605">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16604">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16603">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  Venison for dinner again?   Oh deer!</span></span><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193m-5794259337289162142m8631730050871102181yiv6785771669m7604078281955784294yiv3811571453m7438458841516333396apple-converted-space"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc"> </span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  A cartoonist was found dead in his home.  Details are 
  sketchy.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16631">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16630">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16629">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16628">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16627">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16626">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16619">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16618">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16617">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16609">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16608">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16607">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16616">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16615">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16614">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16613">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16612">
  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479421693612_16611">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any 
  time.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, and then it dawned on 
  me.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met 
  herbivore.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  When chemists die, they barium.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.  I just can't put it 
  down.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  I did a theatrical performance about puns.  It was a play on 
  words.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  Why were the Indians here first?  They had 
  reservations.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  I didn't like my beard at first.  Then it grew on me.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  The cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her 
  pupils?</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  Broken pencils are pointless.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•        
  What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?  A 
  thesaurus.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•       
  I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <div id="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m_7513290340773127083gmail-m_1099539814761897826gmail-m_6072235787451938193m_-5794259337289162142m_8631730050871102181yiv6785771669m_7604078281955784294yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1479014981291_23561">
  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•       
  All the toilets in New York's police stations have been stolen.  The 
  police have nothing to go on.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•       
  I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•       
  Velcro - what a rip off!</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div>
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  <p class="MsoNormal" style="BACKGROUND:white"><span class="m_3405268784638653300m_-278532998744474053m_-7325319719026057942m7513290340773127083gmail-m1099539814761897826gmail-m6072235787451938193gmailmsg"><span lang="NL" style="FONT-SIZE:14pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Calibri",sans-serif;COLOR:#0000cc">•       
  Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last long</span></span><span style="FONT-SIZE:10pt;FONT-FAMILY:"Arial",sans-serif;COLOR:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>
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