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Runge Chuck crunge at certes.com
Tue Jan 24 23:06:09 HKT 2017



 
Roads and Words of Wisdom




 
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats..
2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.
3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always Catch the second person.
4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.
5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..
6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..
7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.
8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap. 
 




GREAT TRUTHS THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED:

1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jello to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge...mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

 


GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:

1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. 
5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.



What a roundabout!!!!




THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus.






SUCCESS:
At age  4 success is . . .  Not piddling in your pants.
At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 17 success is . . . Having a driver's license.
At age 35 success is . . . Having money.
At age 50 success is . . . Having money.
At age 70 success is . . . Having a driver’s license.
At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.
At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.

Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.
Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; BUT NEVER forget the blessings that come each day. 
  Have a wonderful day with many *smiles*

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font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">2) When your Mom is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always Catch the second person.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">5) You can't trust dogs to watch your food..</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">6) Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair..</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">7) Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">8) You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">9) Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">10) The best place to be when you're sad is Grandma's lap.</span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""> </span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; 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It's like jogging on the inside.</span><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><img class="" apple-inline="yes" id="20DED96D-B241-453D-BBC8-F317151ECD3A" height="442" width="640" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:image007.jpg at 01D27034.633D7CB0"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""> <img class="" apple-inline="yes" id="9D20F6B5-3FA0-4661-92FF-BC039DAA3CC3" height="331" width="498" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:image008.jpg at 01D27034.633D7CB0"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><img class="" apple-inline="yes" id="68EAE130-A5C3-455E-A13A-952C68BF0A56" height="480" width="488" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:image009.jpg at 01D27034.633D7CB0"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD:</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1485159914672_10740" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1485159914672_10739" class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.</span><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.</span><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.</span><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. </span><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class="">5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.</span><span style="font-size: 9.5pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; 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font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><img class="" apple-inline="yes" id="5E8CCDB3-17B0-4F30-A994-DA18822540B0" height="459" width="640" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:image011.jpg at 01D27034.633D7CB0"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><b class=""><span style="font-size: 30pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">What a roundabout!!!!</span></b><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; 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font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">1) You believe in Santa Claus.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">3) You are Santa Claus.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">4) You look like Santa Claus.</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><img class="" apple-inline="yes" id="B62CEDB0-54E6-40D9-81A7-CC40956713F9" height="413" width="550" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:image014.jpg at 01D27034.633D7CB0"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><img class="" apple-inline="yes" id="5CE2E25A-16A4-41C9-A2AA-9F41B04D1110" height="398" width="550" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:image015.jpg at 01D27034.633D7CB0"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div class=""><div class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><img class="" apple-inline="yes" id="5D71CB4E-E09F-4391-97F5-B0DA9C7D4872" height="448" width="640" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:image016.jpg at 01D27034.633D7CB0"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1485159914672_10746" class=""><div id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1485159914672_10745" class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><img class="" apple-inline="yes" id="7ED660B6-4A9F-4E21-A6F0-34E3147E9EE8" height="477" width="640" apple-width="yes" apple-height="yes" src="cid:image017.jpg at 01D27034.633D7CB0"></span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div id="yiv8585126250m_-8696070395201406846m_-2644952662459156312yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1484764705458_13554" class=""><div id="yiv8585126250m_-8696070395201406846m_-2644952662459156312yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1484764705458_13553" class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">SUCCESS:</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">At age  4 success is . . .  Not piddling in your pants.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">At age 12 success is . . . Having friends.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">At age 17 success is . . . Having a driver's license.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">At age 35 success is . . . Having money.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">At age 50 success is . . . Having money.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">At age 70 success is . . . Having a driver’s license.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">At age 75 success is . . . Having friends.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">At age 80 success is . . . Not piddling in your pants.</span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class="">Pass this on to someone who could use a laugh.</span><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif;" class=""></span></div></div></div><div id="yiv8585126250m_-8696070395201406846m_-2644952662459156312yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1484764705458_13559" class=""><div id="yiv8585126250m_-8696070395201406846m_-2644952662459156312yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1484764705458_13558" class=""><div class="MsoNormal" style="margin: 0in 0in 0.0001pt; font-size: 12pt; font-family: 'Times New Roman', serif; background-color: white; background-position: initial initial; background-repeat: initial initial;"><span style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">Always remember to forget the troubles that pass your way; <u class="">BUT NEVER</u> forget the blessings that come each day. </span><span style="font-size: 14pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class=""><br class=""></span><span style="font-size: 24pt; font-family: Papyrus;" class="">  Have a wonderful day with many *<b id="yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1485159914672_10763" class="">smiles</b>*</span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><br class=""></body></html>
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