[Humor] Fwd: The Irish

John Kater kater.john at gmail.com
Thu Feb 9 18:15:03 HKT 2017


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The Irish have the lowest stress rate because they have problems
understanding the seriousness of most medical terminology...





Medical Term


Irish Definition

ArteryThe study of paintings

BacteriaBack door to cafeteria

Barium
What doctors do when patients die

Benign
What you be, after you be eight

Caesarean Section
A neighbourhood in Rome

Cat scan
Searching for Kitty

Cauterise
Made eye contact with her

Colic
A sheep dog

Coma
A punctuation mark

Dilate
To live long

Enema
Unfriendly female

Fester
Quicker than someone else

Fibula
A small lie

Impotent
Distinguished, well known

Labour Pain
Getting hurt at work

Medical Staff
A Doctor's cane

Morbid
A higher offer

Nitrates
Rates of Pay for Working at Night,
Normally more money than Days

Node
I knew it

Outpatient
A person who has fainted

Pelvis
Second cousin to Elvis

Post Operative
A letter carrier

Recovery Room
Place to do upholstery

Rectum
Nearly killed him

Secretion
Hiding something

Seizure
Roman Emperor

Tablet
A small table

Terminal Illness
Getting sick at the airport

Tumour
One plus one more

Urine
Opposite of you're out
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</div></dd><dd>Medical Term<br>
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<dd>Irish Definition<br>
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<dd>Artery</dd><dd>The study of paintings<br></dd><dd>
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</dd><dd>Bacteria</dd><dd>Back door to cafeteria<br></dd><dd>
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</dd><dd>Barium<br>

</dd><dd>What doctors do when patients die<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Benign<br>

</dd><dd>What you be, after you be eight<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Caesarean Section<br>

</dd><dd>A neighbourhood in Rome<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Cat scan<br>

</dd><dd>Searching for Kitty<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Cauterise<br>

</dd><dd>Made eye contact with her<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Colic<br>

</dd><dd>A sheep dog<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Coma<br>

</dd><dd>A punctuation mark<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Dilate<br>

</dd><dd>To live long<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Enema<br>

</dd><dd>Unfriendly female<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Fester<br>

</dd><dd>Quicker than someone else<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Fibula<br>

</dd><dd>A small lie<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Impotent<br>

</dd><dd>Distinguished, well known<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Labour Pain<br>

</dd><dd>Getting hurt at work<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Medical Staff<br>

</dd><dd>A Doctor's cane<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Morbid<br>

</dd><dd>A higher offer<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Nitrates<br>

</dd><dd>Rates of Pay for Working at Night, <br>

</dd><dd>Normally more money than Days<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Node<br>

</dd><dd>I knew it<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Outpatient<br>

</dd><dd>A person who has fainted<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Pelvis<br>

</dd><dd>Second cousin to Elvis<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Post Operative<br>

</dd><dd>A letter carrier<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Recovery Room<br>

</dd><dd>Place to do upholstery<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Rectum<br>

</dd><dd>Nearly killed him<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Secretion<br>

</dd><dd>Hiding something<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Seizure<br>

</dd><dd>Roman Emperor<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Tablet<br>

</dd><dd>A small table<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Terminal Illness<br>

</dd><dd>Getting sick at the airport<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Tumour<br>

</dd><dd>One plus one more<br>
<br>

</dd><dd>Urine<br>

</dd><dd>Opposite of you're out<br>
<br>

</dd><dd> <br><br>

</dd><dd> <br><br>

</dd><dd> <br><br>

</dd><dd> <br><br>
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