[Humor] Fwd: Why?

John Kater kater.john at gmail.com
Sun Feb 19 14:24:25 HKT 2017


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After leaving Walgreens the other day, I started to ponder other similar
situations.................... ....



*Why do drug stores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store
to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the
front?*

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*Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?*
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*Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put
our useless junk in the garage?*

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*EVER WONDER...*


*Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?*
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*Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?*
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*Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?*
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*Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?*
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*Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?*
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*Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid
made with real lemons?*
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*Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?*
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*Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?*
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*Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?*
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*Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?*
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*Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?*
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*You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why
don't  they make the whole plane out of that stuff??*
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*Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?*
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*Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?*
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*If flying is so safe,*  *why do they call the airport the terminal?*
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*Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread
the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)... in other words, send it to everyone.  We all need
to smile every once in a while.*
*OH you didn't smile - well how about this one?*

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*Have a happy day.*

*IN GOD WE TRUST!*


*Participating in a gun buy back program because you think that criminals*
*have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think*
*your neighbors have too many kids.*




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style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt"><br>Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke?</span></b><span style="font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%202.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img 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class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="color:navy;font-size:14pt">Why do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in our driveways and put our useless junk in the garage?</span></b></div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%204.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1041" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 4.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454073843074/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%204.jpeg" height="314" border="0" width="240" style="width:240px;height:314px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt"><br>EVER WONDER...</span></b></div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt"><br>Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?</span></b></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%205.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1040" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 5.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454073878500/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%205.jpeg" height="240" border="0" width="320" style="width:320px;height:240px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><span style="font-size:14pt"><br><b><br>Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?</b> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%206.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1039" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 6.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454073915565/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%206.jpeg" height="240" border="0" width="320" style="width:320px;height:240px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt">Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?</span></b><span style="font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%207.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1038" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 7.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454073946263/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%207.jpeg" height="230" border="0" width="294" style="width:294px;height:230px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><span style="font-size:14pt"><br><b>Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?</b></span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%208.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1037" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 8.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454073975930/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%208.jpeg" height="199" border="0" width="320" style="width:320px;height:199px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt"><br>Why is it that doctors and attorneys call what they do 'practice'?</span></b><span style="font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%209.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1036" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 9.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074006895/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%209.jpeg" height="225" border="0" width="225" style="width:225px;height:225px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt"><br>Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, and dish washing liquid made with real lemons?</span></b></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2010.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1035" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 10.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074030748/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2010.jpeg" height="240" border="0" width="231" style="width:231px;height:240px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt"><br>Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?</span></b><span style="font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2011.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1034" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 11.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074063673/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2011.jpeg" height="150" border="0" width="150" style="width:150px;height:150px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt"><br>Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?</span></b><span style="font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2012.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1033" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 12.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074093902/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2012.jpeg" height="192" border="0" width="320" style="width:320px;height:192px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><span style="font-size:14pt"><br><b>Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?</b></span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2013.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1032" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 13.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074125109/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2013.jpeg" height="310" border="0" width="225" style="width:225px;height:310px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt"><br>Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?</span></b><span style="font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2014.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1031" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 14.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074155916/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2014.jpeg" height="218" border="0" width="320" style="width:320px;height:218px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="color:maroon;font-size:14pt"><br>Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?</span></b></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2015.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1030" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 15.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074201819/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2015.jpeg" height="222" border="0" width="231" style="width:231px;height:222px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="color:maroon;font-size:14pt"><br>You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?  Why don't  they make the whole plane out of that stuff??</span></b></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2016.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1029" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 16.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074229929/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2016.jpeg" height="320" border="0" width="179" style="width:179px;height:320px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt">Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?</span></b><span style="font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2017.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1028" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 17.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074262877/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2017.jpeg" height="155" border="0" width="307" style="width:307px;height:155px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt"><br>Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?</span></b><span style="font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2018.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1027" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 18.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074294256/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2018.jpeg" height="225" border="0" width="225" style="width:225px;height:225px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="color:maroon;font-size:14pt"><br>If flying is so safe,</span></b><b><span style="color:blue;font-size:14pt"> <span class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763m-1516414868238033674m-1711459464204195842m2100322763516598387yiv5532124293m-2219701585311855613m-1123178348416373385apple-converted-space"> </span></span></b><b><span style="color:maroon;font-size:14pt">why do they call the airport the terminal?</span></b><span style="font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2019.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1026" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 19.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074323384/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2019.jpeg" height="240" border="0" width="250" style="width:250px;height:240px"></span></a></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><span style="font-size:14pt"><br><b>Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the<span class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763m-1516414868238033674m-1711459464204195842m2100322763516598387yiv5532124293m-2219701585311855613m-1123178348416373385apple-converted-space"> </span>stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe<span class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763m-1516414868238033674m-1711459464204195842m2100322763516598387yiv5532124293m-2219701585311855613m-1123178348416373385apple-converted-space"> </span>even a chuckle)... in other words, send it to everyone.  We all need to<span class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763m-1516414868238033674m-1711459464204195842m2100322763516598387yiv5532124293m-2219701585311855613m-1123178348416373385apple-converted-space"> </span>smile every once in a while.</b> </span><span style="color:rgb(51,0,153);font-size:14pt"> </span></div></div><div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="color:rgb(51,0,153);font-size:14pt">OH you didn't smile - well how about this one?</span></b></div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" align="center" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:center"><a rel="nofollow" href="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2020.jpeg?attredirects=0" target="_blank"><span style="color:purple;font-size:14pt;text-decoration:none"><img id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763_x0000_i1025" alt="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why 20.jpeg?attredirects=0" src="https://sites.google.com/site/sundayfamilyhumour10/_/rsrc/1454074351938/sunday-family-humour-31st-january/sunday-family-humour-31st-january-page-2/why%2020.jpeg" height="299" border="0" width="236" style="width:236px;height:299px"></span></a></div><div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="color:rgb(51,0,153);font-size:14pt">Have a happy day.</span></b></div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><i><u><span style="color:red;font-size:42pt">IN GOD WE TRUST!</span></u></i></b></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div><div><div style="margin-bottom:12pt"><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div></div></div><div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt">Participating in a gun buy back program because you think that criminals</span></b></div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt">have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think</span></b></div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"><b><span style="font-size:14pt">your neighbors have too many kids.</span></b></div></div><div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial"> </div><div class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" 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class="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763MsoNormal" style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;text-align:justify">This email has been scanned for viruses and authenticity at the originating location. :)</div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><div id="m_-5101308156108461797gmail-m_-7229703344415540373m_-2476794823636372558m_6781113045897691242m_9124384177179082233m_-2063990079819353784aolmail_ox-74edd1a2f3-yiv7726931763m_-1516414868238033674m_-1711459464204195842m_2100322763516598387yiv5532124293yui_3_16_0_ym19_1_1477078423593_4933"><div 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