[Humor] Fwd: FW: Health Care Update from the AMA

John Kater kater.john at gmail.com
Thu Feb 23 11:51:33 HKT 2017


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American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's health care package:





The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists
advised not to make any rash moves.



The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the
Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.



Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a
misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.



Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said,
"Oh, grow up!”



The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the
Radiologists could see right through it.



Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists
claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.



The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face
on the matter.”



The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were
pissed off at the whole idea.



Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty
Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.



In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to
the assholes in Washington.
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<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial narrow,sans-serif;font-size:large"><br></div><div class="gmail_quote">---------- Forwarded message ----------<br><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><br><div class="gmail_quote"><br><br><div lang="EN-CA" link="blue" vlink="purple"><div class="m_-7857454324032054501m_-7344038147164422051m_-4009486315904964714WordSection1"><div><div><div><div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">American Medical Association has weighed in on Trump's health care package:</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make<span class="m_-7857454324032054501m_-7344038147164422051m_-4009486315904964714m-3570638581786106858gmail-m7796323937129297730apple-converted-space"> </span>any rash moves.</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought<span class="m_-7857454324032054501m_-7344038147164422051m_-4009486315904964714m-3570638581786106858gmail-m7796323937129297730apple-converted-space"> </span>the Administration had a lot of nerve.</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while<span class="m_-7857454324032054501m_-7344038147164422051m_-4009486315904964714m-3570638581786106858gmail-m7796323937129297730apple-converted-space"> </span>the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!”</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see<span class="m_-7857454324032054501m_-7344038147164422051m_-4009486315904964714m-3570638581786106858gmail-m7796323937129297730apple-converted-space"> </span>right through it.</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it<span class="m_-7857454324032054501m_-7344038147164422051m_-4009486315904964714m-3570638581786106858gmail-m7796323937129297730apple-converted-space"> </span>would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter.”</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were pissed off at the<span class="m_-7857454324032054501m_-7344038147164422051m_-4009486315904964714m-3570638581786106858gmail-m7796323937129297730apple-converted-space"> </span>whole idea.</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn’t have<span class="m_-7857454324032054501m_-7344038147164422051m_-4009486315904964714m-3570638581786106858gmail-m7796323937129297730apple-converted-space"> </span>the heart to say no.</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black"> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";color:black">In the end, the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.</span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:14.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:14.0pt;font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif""> </span><span lang="EN-US"><u></u><u></u></span></p></div></div></div><p class="MsoNormal"><u></u> <u></u></p></div></div></div></div></div><br></div>
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