[Humor] Wisconsin friends

Runge Chuck crunge at certes.com
Sun Mar 26 00:09:27 HKT 2017


 
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Four old retired men are walking down a street in Florida.  They turn a
corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."

They look at each other and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true.  The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room.  "Come on in and let me pour one for you!  What'll it be, gentlemen?"

There's a fully stocked bar, so each of the men orders a martini.  In no time
the bartender serves up four iced martinis shaken, not stirred and says,
"That'll be 10 cents each, please."

The four guys stare at the bartender for a moment, then at each other.
They can't believe their good luck. They pay the 40 cents, finish their
martinis, and order another round.  Again, four excellent martinis are
produced, with the bartender again saying, "That's 40 cents, please." They
pay the 40 cents, but their curiosity gets the better of them.  They've each
had two martinis and haven't even spent a dollar yet.  Finally one of them
says, "How can you afford to serve martinis as good as these for a dime
apiece?"

"I'm a retired tailor from Phoenix," the bartender says, "and I always
wanted to own a bar.  Last year, I hit the Lottery Jackpot for $125 million
and decided to open this place.  Every drink costs a dime - wine, liquor, beer, it's  all the same."

"Wow! That's some story!" one of the men says.  As the four of them sip at
their martinis, they can't help noticing seven other people at the end of
the bar who don't have any drinks in front of them and haven't ordered
anything the whole time they've been there.  Nodding at the seven at the end
of the bar, one of the men asks the bartender, "What's with them?"

The bartender says, "They're retired people from Wisconsin.  They're waiting
for Happy Hour when drinks are half-price, plus they all have coupons..."
 
 




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                                      They look at each other and then
                                      go in, thinking this is too good
                                      to be true.  The old bartender
                                      says in a voice that carries
                                      across the room.  "Come on in and
                                      let me pour one for you!  What'll
                                      it be, gentlemen?"</span></b></div>
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                                      There's a fully stocked bar, so
                                      each of the men orders a martini. 
                                      In no time<br class="">
                                      the bartender serves up four iced
                                      martinis shaken, not stirred and
                                      says,<br class="">
                                      "That'll be 10 cents each,
                                      please."<br class="">
                                      <br class="">
                                      The four guys stare at the
                                      bartender for a moment, then at
                                      each other.<br class="">
                                      They can't believe their good
                                      luck. They pay the 40 cents,
                                      finish their<br class="">
                                      martinis, and order another
                                      round.  Again, four excellent
                                      martinis are<br class="">
                                      produced, with the bartender again
                                      saying, "That's 40 cents, please."
                                      They<br class="">
                                      pay the 40 cents, but their
                                      curiosity gets the better of
                                      them.  They've each<br class="">
                                      had two martinis and haven't even
                                      spent a dollar yet.  Finally one
                                      of them<br class="">
                                      says, "How can you afford to serve
                                      martinis as good as these for a
                                      dime<br class="">
                                      apiece?"<br class="">
                                      <br class="">
                                      "I'm a retired tailor from
                                      Phoenix," the bartender says, "and
                                      I always<br class="">
                                      wanted to own a bar.  Last
                                      year, I hit the Lottery Jackpot
                                      for $125 million<br class="">
                                      and decided to open this place. 
                                      Every drink costs a dime - wine,
                                      liquor, beer, it's  all the same."<br class="">
                                      <br class="">
                                      "Wow! That's some story!" one of
                                      the men says.  As the four of them
                                      sip at<br class="">
                                      their martinis, they can't help
                                      noticing seven other people at the
                                      end of<br class="">
                                      the bar who don't have any drinks
                                      in front of them and haven't
                                      ordered<br class="">
                                      anything the whole time they've
                                      been there.  Nodding at the seven
                                      at the end<br class="">
                                      of the bar, one of the men asks
                                      the bartender, "What's with them?"<br class="">
                                      <br class="">
                                      The bartender says, "They're
                                      retired people from Wisconsin. 
                                      They're waiting<br class="">
                                      for Happy Hour when drinks are
                                      half-price, plus they all have
                                      coupons..."</span></b></div>
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