[Humor] Fwd: Annual Dementia Test...

John Kater kater.john at gmail.com
Fri Mar 31 16:23:18 HKT 2017


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Annual Dementia Test

(Only 4 questions)

Yep, it's that time of year again to take the annual senior citizen test.
                                                    Exercise of the brain
is as important as exercise of the muscles.
As we grow older, it's important to keep mentally alert. If we don't use
it, we lose it!

Here is a very private way to gauge how your mental alertness compares to
your last test, or even the last
time you took this test!!!
Some may think it is too easy; but the ones with memory and mental
alertness problems may have difficulty.

Take this test to determine if you're losing it or not.

The spaces immediately below the questions are so you don't see the answers
(which are below the dotted lines)
until you've made your answer.

OK, relax, clear your mind and begin.


1. What do you put in a toaster?


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Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast', just give up now and go do something
else.
And, try not to hurt yourself.

If you said, bread, go to Question #2.


2. Say 'silk' five times.  Now spell 'silk.'  What do cows drink?


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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next
question.
Your brain is already over-stressed and may even overheat.
Enjoy reading more appropriate literature such as a grade school primer!

However, if you did say 'water', proceed to Question #3.


3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from
blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is
made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?


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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass.

If you said 'green bricks', why are you still reading this???
PLEASE, go lie down!

But, if you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. Do not use a calculator for this:
You are driving a bus from New York City to Philadelphia.
In Staten Island, 17 people got on the bus.
In New Brunswick, 6 people get off the bus and 9 people get on.
In Windsor, 2 people get off and 4 get on.
In Trenton, 11 people get off and 16 people get on.
In Bristol, 3 people get off and 5 people get on.
And, in Camden, 6 people get off and 3 get on.

You then arrive at Philadelphia Station.  Without going back to review, how
old is the bus driver?


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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!

Don't you remember your own age?!?!  It was YOU driving the bus!

If you pass this along to your friends, pray they do better than you.

PS: 95% of people fail some, or even most of the questions!
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<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial narrow,sans-serif;font-size:large"><br></div><div class="gmail_quote"><br><div class="HOEnZb"><div class="h5"><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote">---------- Forwarded message ----------</div><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"><br></span></div><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"><br></span></div><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Annual
                                                          Dementia Test</span></div><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"><br></span></div><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">(Only 4
                                                          questions)</span></div><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"><br></span></div><div class="gmail_quote"><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Yep, it's that
                                                          time of year
                                                          again to take
                                                          the annual
                                                          senior citizen
                                                          test.</span><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div bgcolor="#FFFFFF" text="#000000"><div class="m_-6247182452286355191m_7715691387939775443m_-6939193871661934234moz-forward-container"><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><div dir="ltr"><div id="m_-6247182452286355191m_7715691387939775443m_-6939193871661934234m_8555048886034885924divtagdefaultwrapper" dir="ltr"><div><div><div style="direction:ltr"><div><div><div class="m_-6247182452286355191m_7715691387939775443m_-6939193871661934234m_8555048886034885924WordSection1"><div><div id="m_-6247182452286355191m_7715691387939775443m_-6939193871661934234m_8555048886034885924AOLMsgPart_2_3462ea04-7553-4ef0-80e5-f04f8ef53392"><div><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">                                                    </span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Exercise
                                                          of the brain
                                                          is as
                                                          important as
                                                          exercise of
                                                          the muscles.</span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">As </span><span style="color:rgb(0,51,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">we</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">
                                                          grow older,
                                                          it's important
                                                          to keep
                                                          mentally
                                                          alert. If
                                                          </span><span style="color:rgb(0,51,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">we</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">
                                                          don't use it,
                                                          </span><span style="color:rgb(0,51,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">we</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">
                                                          lose it!</span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Here is a very
                                                          private way to
                                                          gauge how your
                                                          mental
                                                          alertness
                                                          compares to
                                                          your last test</span><span style="color:rgb(0,51,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">,
                                                          or even the
                                                          last </span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,51,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">time
                                                          you took this
                                                          test!!!</span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Some may think
                                                          it is too
                                                          easy; but the
                                                          ones with
                                                          memory and
                                                          mental
                                                          alertness
                                                          problems may
                                                          have
                                                          difficulty.</span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Take this test
                                                          to determine
                                                          if you're
                                                          losing it or
                                                          not.</span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">The spaces
                                                          immediately
                                                          below the
                                                          questions are
                                                          so you don't
                                                          see the
                                                          answers</span><span style="color:rgb(0,51,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">
                                                          (which are
                                                          below the
                                                          dotted lines)</span><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">until
                                                          you've made
                                                          your answer.</span><br><font color="#000000" face="Arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:21.3333px"><br></span></font><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">OK, relax,
                                                          clear your
                                                          mind and
                                                          begin.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">1. What do you
                                                          put in a
                                                          toaster?</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">==============================</span><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"><wbr>========</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Answer:
                                                          'bread.' If
                                                          you said
                                                          'toast', just
                                                          give up now
                                                          and go do
                                                          something
                                                          else.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">And, try not
                                                          to hurt
                                                          yourself.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">If you said,
                                                          bread, go to
                                                          Question #2.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">2. Say 'silk'
                                                          five times. 
                                                          Now spell
                                                          'silk.'  What
                                                          do cows drink?</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">==============================</span><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"><wbr>========</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Answer: Cows
                                                          drink water.
                                                          If you said
                                                          'milk,' don't
                                                          attempt the
                                                          next question.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Your brain is
                                                          already
                                                          over-stressed
                                                          and may even
                                                          overheat.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Enjoy
                                                          reading more
                                                          appropriate
                                                          literature
                                                          such as a
                                                          grade school
                                                          primer!</span><br><font color="#000000" face="Arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:21.3333px"><br></span></font><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">However, if
                                                          you did say
                                                          'water',
                                                          proceed to
                                                          Question #3.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">3. If a red
                                                          house is made
                                                          from red
                                                          bricks and a
                                                          blue house is
                                                          made from blue
                                                          bricks and a
                                                          pink house is
                                                          made from pink
                                                          bricks and a
                                                          black house is
                                                          made from
                                                          black bricks,
                                                          what is a
                                                          green house
                                                          made from?</span><br><font color="#000000" face="Arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:21.3333px"><br></span></font><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">==============================</span><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"><wbr>========</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Answer:
                                                          Greenhouses
                                                          are made from
                                                          glass.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">If you said
                                                          'green
                                                          bricks', why
                                                          are you still
                                                          reading
                                                          this???</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">PLEASE, go lie
                                                          down!</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">But, if you
                                                          said 'glass,'
                                                          go on to
                                                          Question 4.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">4.
                                                          Do not use a
                                                          calculator for
                                                          this:</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">You
                                                          are driving a
                                                          bus from New
                                                          York City to
                                                          Philadelphia.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">In Staten
                                                          Island, 17
                                                          people got on
                                                          the bus.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">In New
                                                          Brunswick, 6
                                                          people get off
                                                          the bus and 9
                                                          people get on.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">In Windsor, 2
                                                          people get off
                                                          and 4 get on.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">In Trenton, 11
                                                          people get off
                                                          and 16 people
                                                          get on.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">In Bristol, 3
                                                          people get off
                                                          and 5 people
                                                          get on.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">And, in
                                                          Camden, 6
                                                          people get off
                                                          and 3 get on.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">You then
                                                          arrive at
                                                          Philadelphia
                                                          Station. 
                                                          Without going
                                                          back to
                                                          review, how
                                                          old is the bus
                                                          driver?</span><br><font color="#000000" face="Arial, sans-serif"><span style="font-size:21.3333px"><br></span></font><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">==============================</span><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"><wbr>========</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">Answer: Oh,
                                                          for crying out
                                                          loud!</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-size:16pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif">Don't you
                                                          remember your
                                                          own age?!?! </span><span style="font-size:16pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(0,51,0)"> </span><span style="color:black;font-size:16pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif">It
                                                          was YOU
                                                          driving the
                                                          bus!</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt">If you pass
                                                          this along to
                                                          your friends,
                                                          pray they do
                                                          better than
                                                          you.</span><br><span style="color:black;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16pt"> </span><br><span style="color:black;font-size:16pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif">PS: 95% of
                                                          people fail</span><span style="font-size:16pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;color:rgb(0,51,0)">
                                                          some, or even</span><span style="color:black;font-size:16pt;font-family:Arial,sans-serif">
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