[Humor] Fwd: Farmer Joe

John Kater kater.john at gmail.com
Fri Apr 7 16:01:37 HKT 2017


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Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to
take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court
the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.

"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the lawyer.

Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded
my favorite mule Bessie into the..."

"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the
question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'"

Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
driving down the road..."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the
fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway
patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the
accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please
tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and
said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say."

Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just
loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when
this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck
right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into
the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.

However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in
terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a highway
patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so
he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot
her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun
in his hand and looked at me."

"He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you
feeling?"

"Now what the hell would you say?"
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<div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_default" style="font-family:arial narrow,sans-serif;font-size:large"><br></div><div class="gmail_quote">---------- Forwarded message ----------<br><div class="HOEnZb"><div class="h5"><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><br><div dir="ltr"><div class="gmail_quote"><br><br><div link="#0563C1" vlink="#954F72" lang="EN-PH"><div class="m_4804276058003235316m_-5223452335854484573m_-9196263159412347261WordSection1"><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court. In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning farmer Joe.<u></u><u></u></span></p><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">"Didn't you say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,"' asked the lawyer.<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">Farmer Joe responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule Bessie into the..."<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">"I didn't ask for any details," the lawyer interrupted, "just answer the question. Did you not say at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'"<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">Farmer Joe said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road..."<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the highway patrolman on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">By this time the judge was fairly interested in Farmer Joe's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say."<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">Joe thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurting real bad and didn't want to move.<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">However, I could hear ol' Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a highway patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road with his gun in his hand and looked at me."<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">"He said, 'Your mule was in such bad shape I had to shoot her. How are you feeling?"<u></u><u></u></span></p></div><div><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt;color:black">"Now what the hell would you say?"<span class="m_4804276058003235316HOEnZb"><font color="#888888"><u></u><u></u></font></span></span></p></div><span class="m_4804276058003235316HOEnZb"><font color="#888888"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span><br><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"></span><p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:12.0pt"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"><br></span><span style="font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black"><u></u><u></u></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family:"Calibri",sans-serif;color:black"><u></u> </span></p></font></span></div></div></div></div></div></div>
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