[Humor] A Harlequin Romance....

Chuck Runge crunge at certes.com
Mon Jun 26 08:13:51 HKT 2017


He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above 
my elbow and guided me into a room, his room.
 
Then he quietly shut the door and we were 
alone.
 
He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and 
spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.    

 
"Just relax."
 
 
Without warning, he reached down and I felt 
his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and 
moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily.
 
 
My breath caught in my throat.
 
 
 
I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I 
didn't care.
 
 
His touch was so experienced, so sure.
 
 
When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave 
a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes.
 
 
My pulse was pounding.
 
 
I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, 
my rib cage.
 
 
 
And then, as he cupped my breasts in his 
hands, I inhaled sharply.
 
 
 
Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he 
brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine 
and into my panties.
 
 
 
Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt 
oddly trusting and expectant.
 
 
This is a man, I thought - A man used to 
taking charge.
 
 
A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer.
 
 
A man who would tell me what he wanted.
 
 
A man who would look into my soul and say . . 
. .
 
 
 
"Okay, ma'am, you can board your flight 
now.”
 
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<html><head><meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8"></head><body dir="auto"><div><span style="font-family: Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12pt; background-color: white;">He grasped me firmly, but gently, just above </span></div><div><div class="WordSection1"><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Then he quietly shut the door and we were <br>alone. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and <br>spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear.    <br><br><o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">"Just relax."<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Without warning, he reached down and I felt <br>his strong, calloused hands start at my ankles, gently probing, and <br>moving upward along my calves, slowly but steadily. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">My breath caught in my throat. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">I knew I should be afraid, but somehow I <br>didn't care. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">His touch was so experienced, so sure. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">When his hands moved up onto my thighs, I gave <br>a slight shudder, and partly closed my eyes. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">My pulse was pounding. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">I felt his knowing fingers caress my abdomen, <br>my rib cage.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">And then, as he cupped my breasts in his <br>hands, I inhaled sharply. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Probing, searching, knowing what he wanted, he <br>brought his hands to my shoulders, slid them down my tingling spine <br>and into my panties.<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"><o:p> </o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">Although I knew nothing about this man, I felt <br>oddly trusting and expectant. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">This is a man, I thought - A man used to <br>taking charge. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">A man not used to taking 'No' for an answer. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">A man who would tell me what he wanted. <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">A man who would look into my soul and say . . <br>. . <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black"> <o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal" style="background:white"><span style="font-size:12.0pt;font-family:"Helvetica",sans-serif;color:black">"Okay, ma'am, you can board your flight <br>now.”<o:p></o:p></span></p><p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size:14.0pt"><o:p> </o:p></span></p></div></div><style><!--
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