[Humor] What happens when special effects and graphics artists babysit their kids

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Wed Feb 10 10:23:09 HKT 2021


This special effects guy spent quarantine with his sons.



A graphic artist living in Germany works from home. His wife leaves their baby girl with him each day as she goes off to work.

A few months ago, he got tired of her texting to check on how he was doing with the baby. So, he started photoshopping responses to text back to her.
 
Here are a few of them.  (Remember…no babies were actually endangered by Papa’s photoshopping).
 
 

 
 

 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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