[Humor] The Brothel Parrot. . . ..

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Mon Mar 15 22:37:37 HKT 2021


This has been around before, but now with new graphics and still worthy of a chuckle or two!
The  Brothel Parrot.  . . ..                  

     
A woman went  to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful  parrot.
There was a sign  on the cage that said $50.00..

'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.

The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird 
used  to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty  
vulgar  stuff.'

The  woman thought about this, but decided she had to have  the bird any way.

She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.

The bird looked  around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new  madam.'

The  woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'

When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,'New house, new madam, new girls.'

The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation , considering how  and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.

The bird looked at him and  said,


'Hi  Keith'




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font-family: sans-serif;"><img id="x_ydp9fcb6999yiv2168777869ymail_ctr_id_-819303-2" data-outlook-trace="F:1|T:1" apple-inline="yes" src="cid:CA173903-5920-4E7A-83F3-D1E17D5E739D"></span><span class="" style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: sans-serif; color: navy;">A woman went  to a pet shop & immediately spotted a large, beautiful  parrot.<br class="">There was a sign  on the cage that said $50.00..<br class=""><br class="">'Why so little,' she asked the pet store owner.<br class=""><br class="">The owner looked at her and said, 'Look, I should tell you first that this bird <br class="">used  to live in a house of Prostitution and sometimes it says some pretty  <br class="">vulgar  stuff.'<br class=""></span><span class="" style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: sans-serif;"><img id="x_ydp9fcb6999yiv2168777869ymail_ctr_id_-538254-3" data-outlook-trace="F:1|T:1" apple-inline="yes" src="cid:2096B0D7-794C-4AD4-9F85-8E872B345625"></span><span class="" style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: sans-serif;"><br class=""></span><span class="" style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: sans-serif; color: navy;">The  woman thought about this, but decided she had to have  the bird any way.<br class=""><br class="">She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.<br class=""><br class="">The bird looked  around the room, then at her, and said, 'New house, new  madam.'<br class=""></span><span class="" style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: sans-serif;"><img id="x_ydp9fcb6999yiv2168777869ymail_ctr_id_-239374-4" data-outlook-trace="F:1|T:1" apple-inline="yes" src="cid:112D8660-1787-4A35-BD38-DD5B6AFB22CC"></span><span class="" style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: sans-serif;"><br class=""></span><span class="" style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: sans-serif; color: navy;">The  woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought 'that's really not so bad.'<br class=""><br class="">When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school the bird saw and said,'New house, new madam, new girls.'<br class=""><br class="">The girls and the woman were a bit offended, but then began to laugh about the situation</span><span class="" style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span class="" style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: sans-serif; color: rgb(153, 51, 102);">,</span><span class="" style="font-size: 10pt;"> </span><span class="" style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: sans-serif; color: rgb(0, 0, 153);">considering </span><span class="" style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: sans-serif; color: navy;">how  and where the parrot had been raised.<br class=""><br class="">Moments later, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.<br class=""><br class="">The bird looked at him and  said,<br class=""></span><span class="" style="font-size: 10pt; font-family: sans-serif; color: navy;"><br class=""><img id="x_ydp9fcb6999yiv2168777869ymail_ctr_id_-749398-5" data-outlook-trace="F:1|T:1" apple-inline="yes" src="cid:6C5BF630-1D5F-4CB9-B6EC-3193458C001C"><br class=""></span><span class="" style="font-size: 18pt; font-family: sans-serif; color: navy;">'Hi  Keith'</span><span class="" style="font-size: 10pt;"><u class=""></u><u class=""></u></span></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div><p class="x_ydp9fcb6999yiv2168777869MsoNormal"><br></p></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></blockquote></div></div></div></div></div></div></blockquote></div></blockquote></div></div><div style="font-size: 13px;"><br></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></div></body></html>
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